Che-esy In A-mer-i-ca

Don't get me wrong ... I am thrilled and count my blessings, that admittedly I take for granted daily, to be living in this great, if slightly flawed, nation.

But do you honestly think that the Founding Fathers ever imagined that a couple of hundred years later, less than a mile from the site of Washington's Headquarters (right here in beautiful Morristown, NJ), that this nation's birth would be celebrated with
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fireworks over a country club golf course, set to the cheesepatriotic tunes of David Hasselhoff and James Brown?